Absurdly Happy Woman Wearing Labcoat and Holding Clipboard LOVES Pretending to Work for AARTCorp

The Suave Promise, Decision Theory, the Origin of AARTCorp and, of course, the Eleventy

I find it at once interesting, disturbing and beautiful that we, as intelligent human beings and consumers, are expected to be complicit in maintaining the illusion that corporations and advertisers are concerned for our happiness and well-being. We are confronted daily with advertisements loaded with imagery of smiling faces presented as either employees or users of the products and services being advertised. We know that the smilers have been paid to smile, that they are not who they appear to be - they are not satisfied consumers or joyful employees - they are models whose job it is to deceive us. The smiling lady in the lab coat is a lie. She does not work for AARTCorp, nor does she use any AARTCorp products, but her image is clearly intended to imply that she is an employee of AARTCorp and is ecstatic as a direct result. AARTCorp must be a fabulous and satisfying place to work - happy employees making wonderful products to make YOU happy.

We love the lie.

We want to believe it so badly that we insist on being lied to. We will not consume your products if you do not tell the lie and tell it well.

The Suave Promise is a series of paintings based on the truth within the lie, the title blatantly stolen from the back of a bottle of Suave shampoo. In the paintings I am happily using my favorite products. I am using only products which I actually own and use on a regular basis. I am simultaneously advertising myself, my artwork and the products I use, like a Lance Armstrong endorsement of Stinger Energy Waffles. The paintings draw our attention to the disconnect between the artist and the commercial world. Artists enjoy the public perception that they are ascetic, eccentric rejecters of the status quo, functioning on a different(higher?) wavelength - yet we are consumers nonetheless. Artists consume a set of products, using those products for personal hygiene, to create artwork, establish their identities and affect how others perceive them, just as we all do. The Suave Promise de-mystifies the artist. The Suave Promise claims, "We are not like you, yet we are the same."

AARTCorp(silent 'a', like aardvark) and the AARTCorp web site are part of the Suave Promise project. I created a site that resembles more a corporate portal than an artist's showcase. I like the idea of artists being one person art-making corporations. Like it or not, that is what we are. My product does not come in a squeezable tube, it is not mass-produced nor is there a blueprint or technical diagram used in it's creation, but it is every bit as much a consumer product as toothpaste and plasma tv's.

Decision Theory is the title of an ongoing series of paintings of everyday people behaving how they choose to behave when given the opportunity to be the subject of a painting. The subjects usually are people I know and have chosen because I believe they are likely to choose to behave in an interesting way, but receive no direction from me as to their attire or behavior. The paintings are figure studies and behavior studies, making them modern with a classical execution.

The Eleventy is an ongoing series of paintings based on a fictitious (non)religion.

-Dave Braun, 2010

Photo by Amanda Woodrum, 2007

Dave Braun is an artist born, living and working in beautiful Akron, Ohio since 1969. He shares his home city with many amazing artists, musicians and other interesting people, places and things, including *The Black Keys, DEVO, Chrissie Hynde, Alcoholics Anonymous, The Cuyahoga Valley National Park, The Akron Art Museum and some wonderful people and places you may or may not have heard of: Don Drumm Studios And Gallery, Rubber City Clothing and Patternbased.

*I am not affiliated with any of the entities represented in any of the links on this page(i.e., they do not pay me to post these links) other than those that link to another page of the AARTCorp web site.

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